“Sherlock, I love you so much.”
all the food i enjoy is artery clogging and microwavable
i was in our local bookstore and i saw this book “The Man of Your Dreams” and
when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandoms
Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.
You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t
Jean Rousseau, Skull watch, 17th century
Sometimes they argue about who is cutest in a flower crown. Then eventually decide they are both cute and frolic through their flower kingdom together.
i love how on tumblr there are people who agree with things and people who disagree with things but the only thing we all agree on is that leonardo dicaprio deserves an oscar
I don’t care if he wins best supporting actress just let him win one already.
instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move
how do you get tumblr famous by drawing a dick i dont understand
this is 4 you
Finally got my tablet working again! I present you with this silly little two panel comic that I thought was a funny idea at like 4am idek
driver shuts his cakehole if he wants shotgun to keep doing all the work, Dean
RIP SOME DUDE
*breaks a crayola crayon in half* H*CK the haters!!! *stomps on a caprisun pouch*
What “bad word” is h*ck…..? Isn’t this tumblr…?
yeah and on tumblr we dont fucking swear you fucking nerd
I forgot about this, but back during Christmas Break, I put Star Trek in front of my cat to see what he would do. To my surprise, he actually did watch it. However, he only seemed mildly entertained - that is, until Scotty started talking. Then my cat actually paused the episode and stared at him. He just stared at Scotty and wouldn’t let me press play for, like, four or five minutes. After that, he watched for a while, but gradually lost interest and started dozing, only looking up when he heard Scotty’s voice.
Can someone please explain to me why my cat loves Scotty so much? Was James Doohan secretly some sort of magical cat whisperer? What is this?
i think your cat has a crush