Gray-Gryphon

  • boy: shit baby you're so wet already
  • girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

agentcarolinainthemorning:

"I want a story with a POC hero!"

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"I want a main character who isn’t a good guy”

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"I want a kick ass lady!"

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"One who doesn’t get rid of her femininity to be kick ass!"

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"I want a plot that doesn’t revolve around a love triangle!"

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"I want a show that does satire right!"

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"One that uses its female characters as more than just props!"

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"I want a show tha-"

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The best of Dr John Watson

heislikefireburningthroughtime:

simsgonewrong:

listen here u piece of shit

its a fucking baby

heislikefireburningthroughtime:

simsgonewrong:

listen here u piece of shit

its a fucking baby

idinaelsa:

who wore it best?

dapperdick:

sonianeverlime:

kakapokitty:

pixiesteahouse:

princeconstantine:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

I need this

Does this come in varying colours, because I want a rainbow of them. 

If only it were pink that one in the middle could be on Fanny’s coat of arms.

ohhhh my god I need this

  • *sherlock sneezes for the first time in john's presence*
  • john:
  • sherlock:
  • john:
  • sherlock:
  • john: that was the most adorable thing I have ever hear-
  • sherlock: SHUT UP